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Making sure your bro’s breath is good
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(Source: weheartit.com)
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The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.
Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.
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Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!
SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.
“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”
No.
They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.
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“What… ARE… YOU… THINGS!?”
